Showing posts with label Bush. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bush. Show all posts

Friday, November 23, 2007

Osama And Crabs?

What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common?

They both irritate Bush.

Monday, August 20, 2007

With due apologies

Love him or hate him, most people can surely agree on at least one thing about President Bush: He's been great for political comedy. Whether butchering the English language, choking on pretzels, smoking out evildoers, or strutting around in a flight suit, Bush has provided a steady supply of comic fodder over the last couple of years.

As of yesterday, the Bush administration still hadn't found the source of the White House leak that ousted a woman as a CIA operative. To recap, here are the things President Bush can't find: The source of the leak, weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin laden, the link between Saddam and Osama bin laden, the guy who sent the anthrax through the mail, and his butt with two hands and a flashlight.