Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Celebs - you hate them yet you can't do without them !

Alicia Silverstone

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness"

It amazes me to notice the depth of actresses [no pun intended]. At times, they come out with such statements which leaves one clueless as to which "depth" she was referring to [pun intended]... In which case, true lightness [no pun intended] would definitely bring to light the shining star and three wise men..

Unfortunately, Alicia is a personal favorite.... so appreciate if you don't smoke her out too much !

Britney Spears

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada"

Absolutely lost here..... which C is she over while flying ! [ pun intended ]


Britney, Madonna and Aguilerra

With due apologies... This is an old one but to be take in light humor.....okay here goes.....

Due to a mix-up on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilerra are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.

Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says "I'm going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy." Not to be outdone, Britney ripped $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy." Not even noticing Britney's stupid move, Christina bragged, "Look, I'm going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier."

At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make a million people happy !

And that was the end of the conversation of Agulerra, Madonna and Britney.

Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver

Now this deserves commendation, however, what we would have been interested is the amount they put on research, to arrive at such a conclusion !


Cincinnati Times-Star, headline

"Most lies about blondes are false"

Less said the better... let sleeping dogs lie !

George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"It is white"

Touche .. cool one there.... whether intended or not.. but good one nonetheless..


Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"The internet is a great way to get on the net"


Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas"

In support of Britney !

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